People are always texting me things like:
…because, apparently, I am a wealth of useless knowledge and spend way too much time on the Internet. So for today’s blog, I decided it’s time for a brain dump of stuff I keep encountering on the Internet. That way, those of you who spend less time online can
still be hip in casual conversation also be a bank of useless knowledge. 😀 😀 😀
Here we go. Categories:
- Instagram accounts
- iPhone tools (get up outta here with that Android)
- Terminology that pops up all over Instagram and you’re just like… wuuuut??
- Two emoji people who should exist
- This video
Go back and read all of those hashtags. This account is hilarious because it mocks all of the “basic” girls on Instagram who use like 400 million hashtags in their pictures of them doing girly stuff.
This account is basically just sexy dudes with beards, mountain scenery, the occasional puppy, and general ruggedness. ❤
I got this text today after I sent an animated GIF:
You can choose from a selection of GIFs, all bucketed into various categories such as “Bye Felicia” and “#creepin.” This keyboard is why I win all of the GIF battles.
This is basically the GIF keyboard… except… exclusively Kanye’s face.
You can install both of these keyboards just like you installed the Emoji keyboard. If you don’t know how to do that, check it.
TERMINOLOGY THAT POPS UP ALL OVER INSTAGRAM AND YOU’RE JUST LIKE… WUUUT??
This is not exactly a nice word. Quite simply, it means “hoe.” A group of Thots is called “Thotties.” As in:
“Look at dem thotties over there. Are they even wearing pants?!”
Urban Dictionary (the most trusted of all online resources) defines this as
a word used to describe your peoples. someone you consider family.
In casual conversation, it can be used like:
It’s almost like… the new, hip version of the word “homie.”
3. AF (or af)
This is the abbreviated form of the term “as fuck.” As in:
Yo, those shoes are fly af!
Yo, it’s hot af outside.
TWO EMOJI PEOPLE WHO SHOULD EXIST
This fake emoji:
And this one:
I love how the internet went nuts with him and made stuff like this:
K, I’m done.
…PS, in case you’re wondering which is worse “ratchet or basic” – here:
PPS: Yes, I am aware that we both spelled the word RATCHET incorrectly in the text thread.